Meet James T, or as we lovingly call him, Jimbo Norris. From the day he was born, it was clear that he was destined for greatness—with an oversized head that has remained as proportionate to his body as a golf club still snug in its bag..
But it's not just his head that's larger than life; it's his incredible zest for adventure. James climbs mountains that touch the sky, conquers Tour de France stages with the determination of a true champion, and wears his heart on his sleeve for Liverpool FC. Norris’ musical taste veers towards the dark side combining his love for early 90’s trash metal and West coast hip hop, truly delicious!
Speaking of what he wears, rumour has it that he's got a cheeky tattoo of team Freebirds on his backside, a true badge of honour. However, every time James hits the town, it seems like the wind has a personal vendetta against him, as it conspires to knock him over, much like a mischievous hazard on the golf course.But no matter how many times he tumbles, James always bounces back, reminding us that life is meant to be lived with humour and an undying passion for the game.
He stands tall, his broad shoulders and confident posture commanding attention. His thick, silver-streaked hair is neatly swept back, with just the right amount of volume, catching the light with every subtle turn of his head. Introducing, Colin aka “Smokes".
On the golf course, Smokes is a picture of focus. His swing is smooth, controlled—perfect. Every drive arcs through the air as if guided by instinct, landing precisely where he wants it. His fellow lamers admire him, ladies gather just to watch him practice, and the clubhouse is filled with talk of his next big win.
ut once he's back at his sleek, modern home, a different part of Smokes' life unfolds. Behind a door few ever see, he keeps a massive collection—a hidden, sprawling archive of pornography. Shelves line the walls, filled with magazines from every era, rare films, digital files neatly cataloged on hard drives. It’s an obsession he's nurtured over the years, one as precise and meticulous as his golf game.
Introducting Pa, a resident at the Royal ancient Mahon golf course. Pa is a vibrant personality who lights up every room with his passion for salsa dancing. On the dance floor,Pa moves with effortless grace, spinning and twirling to the rhythm with a contagious energy that enthrawls the ladies.
But Pa’s love for rhythm extends beyond the dance floor. When it’s time for golf, Pa steps onto the green with the same confidence and precision. His smooth swing and keen focus are a reflection of this dancer’s discipline, yet he brings an air of fun and creativity to the game, never taking it too seriously.
Pa’s fashion sense is just as eclectic as his deviant golf swing.
Enter Tom H, a Renaissance soul introduced to the Lamer Cup by none other than the illustrious Denzel. A man of many hats, Tom isn't just a golfer; he's a promising artist whose strokes on the canvas are as bold as his swings on the fairway.
When he's not perfecting his golf game, Tom delves into the intricate world of climate science, mapping out pathways to a sustainable future. But wait, there's more—this learning and development officer not only sharpens minds but also hones his own skills with each swing of the club. Introduced to the Lamers through the wise guidance of Denzel, Tom brings a unique blend of creativity and precision to the golf course. Whether he's crafting masterpieces on canvas, deciphering climate patterns, or guiding others through the learning journey, Tom is the embodiment of a modern Renaissance man
As he takes to the course, brush in hand and mind at the ready, we can only anticipate the strokes of genius that will unfold. Here's to Tom Herdman, a golfer, artist, climatologist, and Lamer Cup enthusiast extraordinaire!
Barry, fondly refered to as foxy Cullers, is a man of contradictions and camaraderie renowned for his impecable timekeeping. Cullers has been a lifelong Munster rugby fan since 2024.Representing the Freebirds team, he shares a unique bond with his best friend and rival,Michael, who finds himself on the opposing side of the Lamer Cup. Barry might not be the most mobile, as he spends most of his workday buried in the sports section, finding solace in the pages of the Daily Sport, especially within the confines of the office toilet.
His golf game may be less than impressive but Barry has the unique ability to locate a toilet anywhere on the golf course.When it comes to the 'craic,' Barry is undoubtedly one of the best in the business. Tales of him having spirits poured directly into his cavernous mouth on previous trips are legendary, showcasing his remarkable talent for turning any gathering into a lively celebration.
Barry, the man of sport and spirits, proves that sometimes it's not the swing but the laughter that truly counts in the world of golf.
Introducing Conor, a veteran LamerCup player who first lined out for the Freebirds in 2023.In CSN, he was seen as a hippy for playing tensock with a hacky sack. Upon finishing Elec Engineering in UCC, he fled to THE CITY and became an overnight Chelsea fan, going as far as to buy a house within a hooligan's throw of Stamford Bridge.
Conor then abruptly left London, for the green, green pastures of an estate house in Newport, Tipperary to become the Lord of Newport and an accidental farmer.Never one far from controversy, his migration from the Smirnoff Class Championship to the Lamer's Cup is fraught with excitement and fear. Excitement of knowing what it'll be like to be a winner & fear of the traditional Lamer's deviant hazing rituals.
Conor joined the Lamer cup with a mission – to challenge the experienced Denzel on the golf course, a rivalry that promises to add a new twist to the competition. And if that's not daring enough, after the first day's play, he's set for a date with a bull, ready to ride the waves of climactic ecstasy both on and off the course. Conor aka Wig or the Wigster, a name that's sure to make a lasting impression on the Lamer Cup.