all day : Athlethes arrival to Malaga airport.
18:00 : Prinks and sumptuous cocktails to be followed by the grand opening ceremony.
23:00 : Rite of passage and hazing ceremonies for new athletes begin in earnest.
11:20 : Limousine transfer directly to golf course.
12:30 : Tee off at the renowned La Cala Asia course.
19:30 : Opulent banqueting, a feast fit for royalty set amidst a lavish and grandiose setting,followed by pints of Tennants at Bar None, the best Rangers supporters bar outside of Glasgow.
11:30 : Chauffeured transfer to golf course.
12:40 : Tee off at the La Cala America course.
19:30 : Award ceremony.
22:00 : Feasting in Benalmádena old town, to be followed by a visit to Coyote's strip bar just north of the 24 hour square.
Lamers return to planet earth with their tails between their legs.